[video]

[hippocraticoath]

[The feed clicks on to a very, very annoyed looking mech, standing in a beautiful mountain side.

Too bad the grumpy face ruins everything forever, why so cranky, Ratchet?]

If this is because some fragging sparkling was playing with my space bridge again, I will personally weld his hands together.

Is this still Cybertron? It's readouts appear to be so, but the landscape begs to differ.

And where the slagging pit is Iacon?

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[Video]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Oooo, he just can't pass this up. What a perfect opportunity to be a troll!]

Well, if it isn't Ratchet.

[video]

[hippocraticoath]

[well if it isn't a dead brick zombie

Ratchet freezes at the image on the screen. Oh no. OOooooohhhh no you don't, you asshole.]

... Identify yourself.

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[a_little_red_in_the_face]

What? You don't recognize me? Why, I'm hurt.

[Laughs] Well, if your memory is really that shoddy, Doc. Name's Breakdown.

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[hippocraticoath]

[OBNOXIOUS GOOSE HISSING]

That is not possible. Airachnid dismembered you.

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[a_little_red_in_the_face]

So my partner says. And yet... [shrugs]

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[hippocraticoath]

... Are you just talking to me to mock me.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Cybertron according to every source I've come across. Not one's made mention of any Iacon, though.

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[hippocraticoath]

[AND NOW THERE IS A HUMAN ON CYBERTRON. W.E.L.P]

Since when was Cybertron's air breathable to humans?

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Just be glad this one isn't one of the teenagers, but something approaching a responsible adult.]

Maybe a century and some, if word on the street is to be believed? There's been some bizarre timeline tangling on top of the terraforming. I'm sorry; I know how it sounds.

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[hippocraticoath]

And who has been terraforming Cybertron? How did it-

It's never looked like this as long as I've been alive.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

One of Haven's Guardians. Her name is Irja, and you should be able to find her at the farm in the Southwest.

...how old are you?
[sam no]
I wanna guess nine, maybe ten million...?

[video]

[the_other_green_seeker]

[This latest arrival strikes Jadewing as sort of familiar, even if he's no one the Seeker actually recognizes. He can make a few guesses as to his identity, though...]

In order, the answers are 'no it wasn't', 'yes it is', and 'it doesn't exist yet'. In case no one's told you yet.

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[hippocraticoath]

[Ratchet is Ratchet in any universe]

Fantastic.

[He can't put a name on the model he's looking at though, so you get out of scrutiny for the moment.]

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[the_other_green_seeker]

[Yep, that's about right. He smirks a little at the attitude though.]

Eh, there are worse situations to be in.

Name's Jadewing, by the way. What's yours?

[Video]

[dirge]

You have a space bridge?

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[hippocraticoath]

Had a space bridge.

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[dirge]

Too bad. I've always wanted one. They're extremely expensive.

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[hippocraticoath]

Among other things, and impractical to store anywhere. You'd need to be able to hook it up to a powerful enough source.

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[dirge]

Storage isn't a problem. The power source would be, though.

Did you bring anything interesting with you?

[VIDEO]

[automobileenthusiast]

Oh my. Look's like they party's just arrived~

[yes that was absolutely sarcasm but hey. It's. Friendly sarcasm. Totally counts as friendly.]

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[hippocraticoath]

Knock Out, inform your significant other I won't tolerate being mocked. The war is over.

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[automobileenthusiast]

You're a big boy, I'm sure you can handle a little teasing.

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[hippocraticoath]

It doesn't mean I have to.

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[automobileenthusiast]

Fine, fine, I'll ask him to play nice.

Hi, by the way.

vakfjbvkdjbvdhf, So late, just saw this. /worst castmate ever.

[neverputincharge]

[First Breakdown, then Knock Out, now Ratchet. Is the whole team suddenly going to show up now?

He keeps his tone and expression oddly neutral, guarded and wary.]

Yeah, this is Cybertron. No nobody's messed with your spacebridge to bring ya here. As for Iacon, it don't exist, this Cybertron's too young.