kismet_loop | [video]

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[The feed clicks on to a very, very annoyed looking mech, standing in a beautiful mountain side.

Too bad the grumpy face ruins everything forever, why so cranky, Ratchet?]

If this is because some fragging sparkling was playing with my space bridge again, I will personally weld his hands together.

Is this still Cybertron? It's readouts appear to be so, but the landscape begs to differ.

And where the slagging pit is Iacon?

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Cybertron according to every source I've come across. Not one's made mention of any Iacon, though.

[AND NOW THERE IS A HUMAN ON CYBERTRON. W.E.L.P]

Since when was Cybertron's air breathable to humans?

[Just be glad this one isn't one of the teenagers, but something approaching a responsible adult.]

Maybe a century and some, if word on the street is to be believed? There's been some bizarre timeline tangling on top of the terraforming. I'm sorry; I know how it sounds.

And who has been terraforming Cybertron? How did it-

It's never looked like this as long as I've been alive.

One of Haven's Guardians. Her name is Irja, and you should be able to find her at the farm in the Southwest.

...how old are you?
[sam no]
I wanna guess nine, maybe ten million...?

Is she even from Cybertron?

[Are you for real]

No. Older, first of all, and second of all, that is none of your business.

[Ratchet is an oldy McOlderson]

Nah.

[100%--okay, no, more like 90% serious just because she's chill by nature, but 100% sincere, here.]

Alright, alright.

[Older than God: CONFIRMED.]

Like I said, the timeline stuff is all screwy. From what I have heard, this Cybertron is a super young one, and at a point predating Cybertronians' showing up save for the people pulled here, just like you were, just like I was.

Why is she a guardian then?

[BECAUSE REALLY?]

There is no well? Nothing to create more of us here?

Good skill set for it, I'm suspecting.

I don't know. Nobody said anything about that to me, and there isn't a whole lot of the planet that's actually accessible, so you'll have to ask around.

[There's a disgruntled hrnnn sound from Ratchet's side. You know, cranky old men sounds as he gently massages the bridge of his nasal ridge.]

So I'm going to have to relearn my own planet, is that the essential gist?

I'm afraid so. I'm sorry.

Wonderful. At least I won't have to deal with a deluge of sparklings anymore.

[There... might be just a touch of bitterness. Someone might actually miss those fucking baby robots]

[Any 'at least,' is countered by the fact that there's fuckin' Dirge and a handful of organic kids, buuut that's nothing the new guy needs to hear just yet.]

...any other questions? I might not be able to answer all of them, but I can try, and at least give you leads.

Edited (Autocorrect) 2015-06-15 01:13 (UTC)

[Dirge is going to make him spit tacks, don't be mean]

Where can I get a drink?

[She won't be mean. She'll only envy everybody who has not yet met the avaricious young Seeker.]

That, I can answer. There's a bar in the Hub, and if you give me a minute, I'll give you a map.

[There's the file pinging.]

... Thank you.

[It sounds rough, but honest. He means that thank you, he needs to refill and think]

You're welcome. And oh! Before you go, I oughtta tell you: you don't have to worry about paying for your fuel, or... Anything, really. There's not really an economy established.

... I'm sure that will not come back to haunt me later.

[don't think about do not even attempt to think about it]

[Think of it what you will, but insofar as Sam's concerned it is a substantial silver living. Sure, here she is, stranded on the far side of space, but she's escaped her student debt.]

Just wanted to give you that word of warning. I know it's surprised some people.

Thank you, I suppose. It's better than thinking I don't have a place to stay.

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