AUDIO POST

[popculturecon]

Hey! Excuse me! Anyone on this line?

[This voice sounds... like you are talking to Guyman himself. Musical and modulated, and kind of sort of loud]

Since when did Cybertron have grass? Or... y'know still be here? The fact that it's still... I mean that it's not... y'know really... dead and stuff is sort of-

NO REALLY WHY IS THERE GRASS HERE?

[He sounds pretty disturbed by this]

Not that grass is bad! I like grass, it was great on earth, if... y'know anyone here has been there at all, but like- Is that a farm? ... There's a tiny farm he- Did anyone see the tiny farm? Oh my god, I have to get a picture of this no wait, hold on.

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[voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[You're talking like one who's from Cybertron...]

Slow down, kid. Turn down the volume and slow down.

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I'm not actually sure how long Cybertron's had grass, but yes, I've seen the farm---I've been there!

[voice]

[popculturecon]

But there's a tiny farm ohmigod we have an itty bitty farm here, how can I not freak out?

[Video]

[the_earth_laughs]

[Have a face on your drone's screen that looks like a flower.]

There's grass because I made it!

Re: [voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

You'll get used to it kid. That and all the other organic stuff around here.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

It never had grass when I was there. Like... like ever. This is so weird, it's really weird.

Buttisfarmissocute.

Look at all the trees in it! And all the little plants... Who's taking care of this?

[voice]

[popculturecon]

[omg ur so pruty]

Oh my god... Where are you from? Okay not earth, totally not earth, gotta be somewhere else

[voice]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like... I guess I shouldn't pick it, because I'd probably y'know... piss off the tiny farmer taking care of this tiny farm.

I got a million pictures though, I can't wait to try out all the filters on these

[video]

[the_earth_laughs]

[She giggles] I'm from a version of Earth.

[And you sound adorable.]

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Just wait until you see some of the livestock it's got! And a bunch of volunteers, plus this super-sweet little fairy lady named Irja.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

... You mean like Tinkerbell? I thought she made tiny immature humans fly.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

A... version? Like there's more than one?

... Starscream's gonna lose his mind- Okay no I'm recording this now, tell me everything. I can't wait to see his face when he hears this.

Re: [voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Kid....just....sigh.]

No, don't pick anything. [You can almost here him wiping a hand down his face.]

I'm sure you'll have a blast with that.

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Kind of, and she's around the size, but as far as I know she mostly makes things grow and helps keep the place habitable. Insofar as organics---like myself---are concerned, anyway.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

I'm not!

Dude you sound so super familiar. Are you a 'Con too or... Did I meet you in the Academy orrrrr....

[audio]

[popculturecon]

But can she make tiny humans fly?

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Dunno, I never asked.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

Well... uh... do we have any tiny humans around here?

[video]

[the_earth_laughs]

Oh, all kinds. There are many versions of many worlds. You've ended up on one of them, sweetie.

[video]

[popculturecon]

Yeah but Starscream said it was impossible to get into them. But now I have documented proof that it is so real and my alternate universe Batman idea can work!

I win!

Re: [voice]

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Suddenly wary...]

I'm...a Con. [Kind of...]

Name's Breakdown. Who're you?

[audio]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Well, yeah... But I'm pretty sure my roommate airborne wouldn't end well at all.

[voice]

[popculturecon]

Breakdown? Huh... You don't know me?

... It's Soundwave.

[audio]

[popculturecon]

Scrap. Okay, fine. Well magically making plants grow is pretty awesome anyway, she doesn't have to make tiny humans fly too.

That'd probably be dangerous anyway.

Re: [video]

[the_earth_laughs]

[She laughs] Well, normally he'd be right, but this place seems to be an exception. Afraid it's a one-way-trip for now, though.