kismet_loop | [accidental video]

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[accidental video]

[The feed cuts in mid-shriek, Sam’s drone apparently having interpreted the start of the sound as its cue to begin broadcasting. It shows the adept pushing herself to her feet, having been knocked to her hands and knees by---what? Water. She’s drenched to dripping, and the street she stands on is wet for several metres all around.]

Calvaire de crisse...!

[It’s no more than a mutter as she straightens and immediately starts for the shelter of the closest building, casting an anxious glance up as she goes. She’s through a doorway in a matter of moments due to making haste, and relaxes---marginally---as she moves further away from the entrance.]

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-- you okay?

[Sam miiiiight have noticed that Hiro's spent a lot of time in his room, working on this and that, rarely if ever looking up. And she might not have. For once, he's been subtle.

But still, that seems alarming, and what sort of roomie is he if he doesn't mention it?]

Basically... but by this point I'm thinking things are going to get pretty impolite. Thanks for asking, though.

[She'd figured there was maybe something afoot, but she's long since concluded that if it's something to be shared, Hiro will be happily showing it off upon its completion. Now, though, what the kid's been keeping himself busy with is far from her mind---at the forefront, there's murder. Attempted, especially.]

[Have a confused frown, as Hiro slooooowly puts the pieces together.]

...is someone trying to melt you?

Someone tried to, yeah. Three guesses as to that who was, first two don't count. I didn't actually see him, as I was minding my own business... but there's really only one person in this city who would pull such a stunt.

That fucker.

[Automatically:] Swear jar.

...that doesn't actually work on you, does it? Water? You can't really melt, right?

Swear jar my ass. And you ask that like I don't shower! Water won't melt me.

Sorry, old reflex.

[He makes a face, here.] What you do in the bathroom on your time is your business, dude, I ain't judging.

You don't have to apologize. [If you want to start a swear jar, Hiro, start a swear jar. What will go into it? Nobody knows. Probably buttons, lint, and small pieces of string.] Now I'm giving you flak because it's what I do, and because I have to make some kind of crack. But, for the record: I shower. I even go swimming, sometimes. And water won't melt me.

It's sort of a dumb idea, though. Like, having to give up tools so I didn't use any high school vocabulary around the house. Dumb. [He says it so fondly, though, that it's clear he doesn't actually believe it's that dumb.]

...so someone tried to assassinate you...based on a movie from a hundred years ago. [He's not laughing, nope, definitely not laughing.]

[She snorts, amused by the audible affection, but then grows fairly serious.]

Yeah. Maybe not specifically that movie, but the ideas it's helped perpetuate, and so now I can say I made it through an attempted murder.

...well, that's pretty cool. How many people can say that?

[Swallowing back a laugh, because it's a LITTLE bit funny, Sam, c'mon, then getting serious.] Got any idea who it was?

I know, right? I ever need one again, I'm going to have a kickass resume.

[Fairly serious. Even if the subject's a sobering one, it's difficult to avoid including a crack here or there while talking to Hiro---probably because (terrible) jokes and (worse) puns constitute a lot of their communication.]

I have a very good idea who it was, since I've only ever had trouble with Dirge, here.

-- yeah, the lack of capitalism here is still wigging me out, dude.

[Ohhh, it was Dirge. Hiro should honestly be taking this more seriously, but he can't stifle another laugh.] Wait, so, why is Dirge trying to melt you? Doesn't he have like...weird digestion-capable-robot things to do?

Still basking in it to be honest, but probably because he and I have been pissing each other off for a long time and, having been haunted for one week, he has concluded that killing me is no longer not worth the trouble. I am consequently concerned.

And ready to take his tongue out through his teeth.

-- you got haunted too? [Whoops, there's a minor slip, better cover that up by immediately going onto the next subject.]

Uh, I always thought you guys were sort of...weird...always-arguing friends. Honestly.

Not really, but I had a doppelgänger haunting him. What's this 'you, too' business?

We agreed on 'acquaintances'. It's complicated, though a little less so now.

-- a dopplerganger? Of you, or... [Blinkblink, whoops.] Uh, I-I mean...I heard some other people were getting haunted too, so. Uh. That. [...smooth.]

I think he's sort of funny. But that was before he tried killing you and stuff. [Hiro is nothing if not loyal.]

Of me.

You're a great kid but you suck at lying, you know that? And Dirge is definitely funny, just not 'haha' funny.

Why would your doppleganger be haunting him?

[Have a scowl, Sam.] I do fine when I have warning. Are you really that worried about the guy? I mean, his first attack was literally just a bucket of water...

Possibly because we've been pissing each other off for a while, but it's hard to say. And fine, fine, don't get defensive.

[locked]

Yes and no. On one hand, he's come close to stomping on me before and is perfectly willing to eat people. On the other, so long as he doesn't just blindside me, I should be able to hold out until help arrives.

...do you want me to try and blow him up for you?

Are you serious?

[It isn't always easy to tell over video; no auras to help her.]

...do you...want me to be serious?

[He could totally pull it off, if necessary, that's not the problem. He wants to know if he'll get grounded for the suggestion.]

You are serious. That's sweet. Really sweet, in a very specific way... which I still appreciate. Immensely.

[It's a very specific sort of sweet but it resonates with her; it wasn't long ago that she'd offered to blind Airachnid for Breakdown.]

But I'm going to say no, I don't want you to try and blow him up. It's not worth the trouble you could get in, and I don't think I could be okay with you blowing someone up on my behalf.

[Awww, Sam, you made him blush. And fidget and shrug and rake his fingers back through his hair.]

I-It's no big deal. I mean, I could always make something loud and flashy, but not actually do any damage. If you wanted.

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