[Video] Well, he's already wearing the green... X3

[the_other_green_seeker]

[When Jadewing had woken up to the numerous rainbows in the skies of Haven, he knew instantly that they weren't natural. For one thing, he doubted that there was enough moisture in the air around the city to produce such a vivid rainbow. And for another, natural rainbows simply didn't occur in bunches like this. Nor did they reach all the way to the ground.

On one hand he was mildly irritated. The skies were a Seeker's domain and the fact that the miasma's latest trick intruded on that offended him on principle. But on the other, he was sort of amused. The whole thing seemed harmless enough. Even pleasant. He knew that could change of course, but for now, the skies above the city were a lot more colorful.

And didn't humans have some sort of myth about the ends of rainbows? On a whim, he'd followed the nearest one to its ending point coming in for an easy landing. As it turned out there actually was something there. Go figure. Though when he saw what it was, he couldn't help but laugh.

Which brings us up to the present, and Jadewing's visage appearing on the drones of any who care to tune in.]

Well, what do you know. The whole 'gold at the end of the rainbow' thing wasn't just a bunch of slag after all. Though somehow I doubt this is what the humans had in mind.

[Jadewing holds up the Cybertronian scaled large, black pot he'd found and sure enough, it's filled with gold. Gold paint, that is. In buckets, spray cans, artist's tubes... heck it even looks like there's a few kiddie paint sets in there.]

Does anybody want some of this stuff? I've got no use for this much gold paint, even if I wanted to make myself look like I'd taken a dip in electrum.

Comments

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[the_other_green_seeker]

[Jadewing looks at the tiny figure, both amused and puzzled.]

What on Cybertron is that thing?

[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

No fraggin' clue. Haven't figured out how to turn it off yet.

[He could just...yanno...shoot it. Or less violently, leave it somewhere for someone else to deal with. But for some Miasma-driven reason, he just finds himself carrying the silly thing around.]

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[the_other_green_seeker]

There's probably a switch or something. But even if you find it, it might be too small to operate.

[Humans have really tiny fingers, OK?]

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[notyourblueangel]

[He turns the thing every which way in his fingers again.]

Must be, because I’m not seeing one.

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[the_other_green_seeker]

Could be under the thing's clothing. Sometimes things like switches or battery compartments are hidden on toys like that for the sake of its appearance.

[At least he thinks it's a toy. He can't imagine what else it'd be good for, but then humans are weird, so he could be wrong.]

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[notyourblueangel]

I suppose.

...how the frag you know so much about human toy-thing?

[No real judgment, just...WTF curious or something.]

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[the_other_green_seeker]

Let's just say Cloudkicker has some strange tastes in collectibles.

[Really, you wouldn't believe the weird stuff he had under his berth.]

It was annoying, but they occasionally came in handy; amazing the things Scavenger'll take in exchange for bumping you up in the repair queue.