Video the 1st || introducing little king trashmouth

[iseedeadbees]

[Since there aren't enough confused seekers around here already RIGHT. This here video starts up with THIS mostly red jet guy all up in his drone's grill trying to adjust the video or WHATEVER. To say he looks displeased would be an understatement, he looks positively livid, but he seems to chill out once he realizes he's gotten the droid to start recording. Now he just looks mildly annoyed, but deep down in his stupid little spark he really just wants to start slapping people let's be honest.]

Okay, in the interest of saving all of us a little time, I'll cut right to the point. My name is Starscream. That's Lord Starscream, ruler of Cybertron, just so we're all on the same page. I don't know why I've been brought here, I don't know how I was brought here, I don't even know where here is, but I'm sure I don't need to state how little I appreciate being brought here against my will. That said, if any of you would be so kind as to point me towards the nearest space bridge or transport, I'd be willing to forget this little incident ever took place. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.

[he decides to leave out the part about him ruining people should nobody help him out. no need to be too unpleasant right]

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[10_20_15_5_50]

[Now a couple of prominent political figures have come and gone from Haven, and Sam's still yet to see cyborg Stephen Harper, or, better, John Baird.]

[Oh, well.]

Hate to break it to you, but what transport we've got isn't going to get you far.

[iseedeadbees]

[yeah but can they turn into jets I DON'T THINK SO. UGH and now he has to talk to HUMANS why is today happening.]

That's the opposite of helpful, you realize.

[10_20_15_5_50]

[No... but that's for the best.]

At least you're getting warned early on? And I ought to add nobody's managed to contact anyone off-world. That's not helpful either, but it's still something you should know.

Sorry.

[iseedeadbees]

[well THAT'S great news just look at how thrilled Starscream is to hear it PROTIP: he isn't]

At the very least, it saves me the trouble of having to ask about it.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Figured you would, shortly, since it's the logical next step. It's... well, definitely not anybody's ideal situation, and I am sorry to open on the shit bits, but it's not a bad place to be marooned, even if being marooned bites---'it' being the city of Haven, and what habitable space surrounds it.

[iseedeadbees]

Not to sound completely ungrateful, but do you know if anyone's actually trying to find a way out of here?

[10_20_15_5_50]

Well, yeah; Wheeljack would be the one you wanna ask about any progress with the tech on that front, as he's the chief engineer.

[iseedeadbees]

Right... and how long has he been here?

[cuuuuuuuuuuuuz he kinda knows wheeljack but his ass is on cybertron soooooooo]

[10_20_15_5_50]

I don't have specifics, but from what I've heard, well over a century.

[iseedeadbees]

Uh huh... Well, this complicates things.

[Y'know as if they weren't complicated enough to begin with.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

There are a few reasons to say that. Which have you got in mind?

[buddy this is gonna be a trip]