video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[primest]

[nOOPPE]

Don't you have someone to go meet up with?

[everyone has friends these days ;_;]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

[EYEROLL ugh sentinel]

One of these days we're going to teach you how to talk to people.

[he wants to be your friend, chin 8(((]

[primest]

Please don't.

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Why.

u like that icon dont u ryo

[primest]

I don't-- not now. I'm not talking about this right now.

look at his little face

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Fine. That's fair. We'll discuss it later.

iyaaa

[primest]

Or never.

kawaii

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Later.

[primest]

Never.

[he can do this all day broski]

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

Overruled.

[NO DRIFT WINS.]

[primest]

Objection! The ninja bot holds no precedence in this court and is notoriously annoying!

[happyclappyhippydrippy]

I am not annoying!

[primest]

The defendants high pitched screech rules otherwise.

[what is he even doing, he thinks.]