video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

Comments

[the_other_green_seeker]

[Jadewing doesn't really care if you've heard it before. He just wants to know where this groundpounder gets off thinking he can give Jadewing orders.]

I woke up with Deckard and that human with ice powers. Haven't been here long enough to meet anybody else yet.

[primest]

[he's already managed to make up some bullshit about it being ~intentionally provocatory~]

Which one's Deckard?

[the_other_green_seeker]

Non-Cybertronian mech. Mostly blue, car alternate mode, orange optics; used to work with the police force back in Haven.

[primest]

[ew non cybertronian. well, he's too tired and sore and depressed to really give a fuck about that right now]

Right. Noted. Where are you?

[the_other_green_seeker]

On my way to the hospital. Fragging motorcycle hit my wing, and I need to get it repaired.

[primest]

A motorcycle.

[the_other_green_seeker]

Yes. [Seeker glare. He knows it's stupid, but it hurts like frag and he's not in the mood.] It was caught in the explosion and thrown into me.

[primest]

That's... unfortunate.

[the_other_green_seeker]

You're tellin' me...

Is there anything else you wanted, your Prime-ness? Cause if not, I'm gonna find this hospital I was told about and get some repairs.

[primest]

No, that's about it, Decepticon. Go do whatever the hell you want.

[click.]