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[scienderp]

[BIRB GET.

He has his drone watching him, just happily listening to his new giant canary.]

What a pleasant surprise! I couldn't have asked for a better present. Does anyone know who sent this?

[He reaches out to stroke his happy little musical companion on the head]

I don't know how I'd be able to thank them.

Comments

Knock Out, stop arguing.

[greater_than_zero]

Actually, it’s extremely weird, that’s like us eating metal.

But that’s beside the point, that thing is still alive and hasn’t done anything to deserve to be killed, let alone eaten.

NO

[automobileenthusiast]

You've never been to an organic planet before, have you? How adorable.

[greater_than_zero]

[He gives Knock Out a bit of a flat look.] No, I haven’t.

....[soft sigh] I take it this is natural for their kind?

[Ew.]

[automobileenthusiast]

Oh, absolutely. Perfectly natural. Humans are omnivores, meaning they're able to eat and process both animal protein and vegetation.

[greater_than_zero]

Yes, so I’ve been told. I just didn’t realize they did the killing part. I’d assumed it was a more...natural process I guess.

[automobileenthusiast]

What, you think they let their food die from old age or disease? They're not just going to wait around for their food to drop dead.

[greater_than_zero]

I’d honestly not considered the “how” of it all yet, my research has been on other aspects of organics.

[Really, though....you have to admit that killing to eat is a rather disturbing way of things no matter how you look at it.]