[Video/Action]

[scienderp]

[BIRB GET.

He has his drone watching him, just happily listening to his new giant canary.]

What a pleasant surprise! I couldn't have asked for a better present. Does anyone know who sent this?

[He reaches out to stroke his happy little musical companion on the head]

I don't know how I'd be able to thank them.

Comments

[VIDEO]

[automobileenthusiast]

At least it doesn't sound as annoying as the one I got stuck with. I don't even know what to do with this damn thing.

[Can you hear the HORRIBLE PEACOCK NOISES in the background because they are horrible.]

[VIDEO]

[scienderp]

Oh? Goodness, what on Cybertron is making that sound... Is... it alright? It sounds ill...

[VIDEO]

[automobileenthusiast]

It's been doing that ever since I found it here. I think it's fine? All I know about Earth birds is that they always went out of their way to make a mess on my windshield.

[Birds suck. And this bird is now getting all up in the camera and PEACOCK NOISE into it hi Skyfire.]

Oh come on, I just fed you! What more do you want from me!?

Re: [VIDEO]

[scienderp]

Well... it's a very pretty bird, perhaps it's just telling you it likes you? I'm not entirely sure it can even fly, to be honest, it seems... a little too burdened for that.

Re: [VIDEO]

[automobileenthusiast]

It is kind of a chunky looking little bird. I wonder if humans ate these.

[don't wonder that knock out god. Hang on it's time to POKE THE BIRD. gently because it is a bird.]

Re: [VIDEO]

[scienderp]

I wouldn't know. Perhaps?

... I do not recall seeing you before...

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Oh, how cool! Have you picked out a name for it?

Re: [video]

[scienderp]

Not at the moment, I haven't even thought to do so yet.

[video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Sometimes it's tricky to settle on one until you've got a good feel for the personality. Looks like you at least find each other very agreeable.

Re: [video]

[scienderp]

It would be hard for me not to like it, it's a very personable creature.

[Pretty canary is very good at singing to, puffing it's metal feathers and leaning into his hand.]

[Video]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Seems like. Maybe I'll have the pleasure of meeting it in person one of these days.

Re: [Video]

[scienderp]

You could possibly ride it, considering it's relative size in comparison to you.

PARDON ME FOLKS IMPORTANT

[automobileenthusiast]

Hey, do you wanna eat this bird?

[and by this bird i mean KO's dumb pet peacock is sticking it's face in the camera and screaming HELLO NICE LADY]

Knock Out no!

[greater_than_zero]

Why would you even offer that? [so squicked]

YES

[automobileenthusiast]

What? I don't have any use for it!

NOOOOO

[greater_than_zero]

But to offer it to be...eaten? [Knock Out, that’s gross!]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[automobileenthusiast]

Humans eat other animals! It's not that weird.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Not particularly? If you'd asked in time for Thanksgiving I might've taken you up on it, but I haven't dealt with a whole bird but once in Home Ec.

...Any reason why you have a peacock, or did it just join you?

[automobileenthusiast]

I have no idea what a Home Ec is.

It just appeared one day, and it won't stop making noise.

[10_20_15_5_50]

It's a junior high class that covers the basics of cooking. Quartering a whole bird was something we did, but I don't really remember the how-to. I might not want to---amateur hour all over the place.

Oh. Probably wants food or attention.

[automobileenthusiast]

I've been feeding the thing, I'm assuming this thing just wants my undying attention and won't shut up until it gets it.

[One has to wonder if this is what being Breakdown feels like]

[Video]

[greater_than_zero]

Seems we've all ended up with a new companion. You going to name yours?

Re: [Video]

[scienderp]

Naturally! I... just can't think of a name for it yet.

Re: [Video]

[greater_than_zero]

I’m sure you’ll think of something.

[He reaches up to softly touch the.....fuzzy little guy sitting on his head.] Not sure what to name mine either. Assuming it stays close.

[Video]

[mercury_gaze]

[She’s draped over the back of a really big wolf pup.]

I don’t know who left them either. This guy was sleeping by me when I woke up this morning.