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Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

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No?

[HE GETS TO CALL PEOPLE NAMES SOMETIMES IT'S A THING HE CAN DO]

...It's amazing you've survived as long as you have then.

[Primus spare him from winglets with more bravado than sense.]

First rule of survival when it comes to my kind of Decpticons; keep your head down and don't draw any unnecessary attention to yourself. Especially from officers.

Well usually I just do it from the Nemesis and that's like... flying and stuff.

I just wanted to see if he was gonna say anything because he like... wasn't saying anything and it was really weird and creepy so I thought maybe if I made him a little mad he'd yell or something and he just like... recorded picture asked where I was instead?

Like... that's really weird man.

If he's anything like my world's Soundwave, I'm not sure he's capable of yelling. But then, he doesn't need to. Everyone already knows not to cross him.

[pause.]

Well, almost everyone.

You didn't tell him where you were, did you?

[Please for the sake of his sanity say you have that much sense at least.]

Well I didn't know!

No, just where the city is because he looked like he needed some energon and like... dying of starvation isn't cool.

And now you do. Try to keep it in mind once this blows over.

[Jadewing nods slightly. As someone who'd come closer to it than he'd ever admit, he agreed with the winglet there.]

He probly could've found it himself, but alright. Just keep you head down awhile, and he should forget about it eventually.

[Jadewing hopes.]

[Neither of them knows Primewave that well. He'll not follow up because little loud babies don't matter]

So... like... barring being murdered in recharge like... I just totally got a roommate and we're gonna be friends.

[Jadewing somewhat suspected as much, but... best not to take chances all the same.]

Oh? Who?

Blurr. He's a teeeeeeny itty bitty Autobot from another universe and he's all 'I'm not a mini!' but he's totally a mini.

Oh him. He probably actually isn't a minibot. Autobots just tend to run small where he's from, I think.

Wow... Really? Because like... like wow. I mean like he's little. Kinda like... super dainty.

[soundwave you are a loose collection of dry spaghetti noodles and the wishes of children, you have no right to speak of it]

[Jadewing just stares for a moment.]

Soundwave, you may be taller than he is, but you are the spindliest fragging mech I've ever seen. You've got no room to call someone else dainty.

Hey! Hey I have stuff to me, I have stuff! He's way littler!

The only parts of you with real substance are your head and torso. the rest is just a gangly collection of parts.

Nuh uh! Okay smart guy, I'm gonna go get frame mods and make myself huge, now what?

You wouldn't be able to transform properly if you did that.

NO! I could! Like a big... tank... plane.

Your base structure would never support it. You'd collapse under your own weight.

Okay so like shut up, Jadewing.

You just don't want to admit I'm right.

[Smirkiest of Seeker smirks.]

NO WAY!

Winglet, you are the gangliest bundle of wires this side of the Argonon Cluster. There is literally no physical way you could support that much armor.

I bet I could find a way!

Well, feel free to try, but expect a big, fat 'I told you so' when you wind up in the medbay with damaged support struts.

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