[video]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

Comments

[popculturecon]

Well... yeah okay yeah that... kinda works, I guess! I mean like... not like he can do anything without me seeing it now.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Which is still kind of creepy but in this case it's pretty helpful.

[popculturecon]

It's not that creepy!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Maybe if you worked as a security officer here it wouldn't be creepy, but you don't, so...

[It's creepy.]

[popculturecon]

No! It's just... something I'm used to doing!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Mmm... Well to be fair I've found that doing things that feel familiar to me have helped me settle in a bit so I guess it makes sense.

[popculturecon]

Yeah and like I did this stuff like all the time so like... no big deal am I right? But... I guess I could go out and start getting more puzzle games.

[thenamesnotzippy]

That doesn't really sound exciting at all.

[popculturecon]

You're just saying that because you know I'll kick your aft in all of them.

[No one is better at spacechess than Soundwave]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Well, maybe. I never really had a lot of time to sit around playing games.

[NERD]

[popculturecon]

God don't you know what fun is?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Of course I do! I just get restless if I sit in one place for too long.

[popculturecon]

But puzzle games are so much fun!

[thenamesnotzippy]

I'm not opposed to giving them a shot, I'll just have to stretch my legs a bit every now and then.

[popculturecon]

What... if... I made a big maze and then both of us could do it, and you can run around, and I could do a puzzle?

[thenamesnotzippy]

What like on paper or do you mean that you'd build a maze outside or something becausethatactuallysoundslikeaninterestingidea.

[popculturecon]

I mean outside! Like I can make holographic images and I got a pretty big energy well, I bet I could just make a holographic one and then we can do it together!

[thenamesnotzippy]

But if it's just a hologram we could just walk right through the walls and that would kind of defeat the purpose of running a maze.

[or just don't cheat you tiny jackass]

[popculturecon]

... Or you could just not cheat, dude.

[thenamesnotzippy]

It's not cheating, it's finding loopholes.

[popculturecon]

It's cheating, bruh.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Fiiine I won't walk through the hologram walls.

[popculturecon]

Okay great! The point of a maze is to think about it and like I know you're really super smart so this should be easy, alright?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Of course it'll be easy it'sjustamaze it's not like I've never been in a maze before.

[except that the last time he was in a maze like setting he got squished so 8(]

[popculturecon]

[WELL THAT WONT HAPPEN WITH A HOLOGRAM MAZE YOU BABY]

Great! So I can go make one and you'll do it with me?