[video]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

Comments

[thenamesnotzippy]

I don't think so, there's nothing wrong with being concerned about something like this but honesty you've got enough in place by way of security that it's probably not even going to be an issue.

[popculturecon]

Well... yeah okay yeah that... kinda works, I guess! I mean like... not like he can do anything without me seeing it now.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Which is still kind of creepy but in this case it's pretty helpful.

[popculturecon]

It's not that creepy!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Maybe if you worked as a security officer here it wouldn't be creepy, but you don't, so...

[It's creepy.]

[popculturecon]

No! It's just... something I'm used to doing!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Mmm... Well to be fair I've found that doing things that feel familiar to me have helped me settle in a bit so I guess it makes sense.

[popculturecon]

Yeah and like I did this stuff like all the time so like... no big deal am I right? But... I guess I could go out and start getting more puzzle games.

[thenamesnotzippy]

That doesn't really sound exciting at all.

[popculturecon]

You're just saying that because you know I'll kick your aft in all of them.

[No one is better at spacechess than Soundwave]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Well, maybe. I never really had a lot of time to sit around playing games.

[NERD]

[popculturecon]

God don't you know what fun is?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Of course I do! I just get restless if I sit in one place for too long.

[popculturecon]

But puzzle games are so much fun!

[thenamesnotzippy]

I'm not opposed to giving them a shot, I'll just have to stretch my legs a bit every now and then.

[popculturecon]

What... if... I made a big maze and then both of us could do it, and you can run around, and I could do a puzzle?

[thenamesnotzippy]

What like on paper or do you mean that you'd build a maze outside or something becausethatactuallysoundslikeaninterestingidea.

[popculturecon]

I mean outside! Like I can make holographic images and I got a pretty big energy well, I bet I could just make a holographic one and then we can do it together!

[thenamesnotzippy]

But if it's just a hologram we could just walk right through the walls and that would kind of defeat the purpose of running a maze.

[or just don't cheat you tiny jackass]

[popculturecon]

... Or you could just not cheat, dude.

[thenamesnotzippy]

It's not cheating, it's finding loopholes.

[popculturecon]

It's cheating, bruh.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Fiiine I won't walk through the hologram walls.

[popculturecon]

Okay great! The point of a maze is to think about it and like I know you're really super smart so this should be easy, alright?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Of course it'll be easy it'sjustamaze it's not like I've never been in a maze before.

[except that the last time he was in a maze like setting he got squished so 8(]