[video]

[popculturecon]

Okay so like there's this super spooky super weird super jerky me who just got here and like... that's not me okay? You guys are all really awesome and I really like all of you!

But like... Don't... tell him where I am. Or anything. Not because I'm worried! I'm not worried. I'm cool! Nothing happened.

Just don't tell him, okay?

Okay we're cool!

[he did something]

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[thenamesnotzippy]

I'm not actually going to tell him where you are. I thought you weren't worried?

[popculturecon]

... Dude that's mean.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Maybe, but it proved me right. Listen, are you in some kind of trouble? Do you need protection?

[popculturecon]

Um... Well-

Not like... Like a lot a lot but like maybe some company maybe...

[thenamesnotzippy]

I suppose it couldn't hurt to stop by for a while.

[popculturecon]

I mean like I'm not gonna argue if you wanna come over or anything the house is totally open and stuff I mean like, it's totally fine with me I got extra cubes lying around and some movies and-

[contain yourself, soundwave]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Are you sure you're not that worried? You seem kind of flustered. Maybe we should get some sort of security system set up for you.

[popculturecon]

That too!

[thenamesnotzippy]

Rrrright well if now's a good time I can be there in just a few minutes I mean unless you need more time or something either way is fine with me Idon'treallyhaveanythingbettertodorightnow.

[popculturecon]

Well I'm not doing anything either just sort of hanging around.

[pretending i might not be about to die]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Got it, I'll be right there then. See you.

[HE IS HANGIN UP to come at you bro]

[popculturecon]

[He'll be sitting he-

hahaha he'll be desperately trying to turn his dirty bachelor pad into a liveable space. OKAY SO WHAT DOES HE DO WITH THE PYRAMID OF EMPTY CUBES...

THROW IT ALL IN A CLOSET, CLOSE DOOR.

... PUT A SMALL TABLE IN FRONT OF DOOR.

SUBTLE]

[thenamesnotzippy]

[Blurr gets there like FIVE MINUTES LATER KNOCK KNOCK FOOL]

[popculturecon]

[he'll never know]

Hey!

[At the door, visor is off, he didn't remember it. Did you see this idiots face? Huge blue optics, gap between the denta, markings that look like freckles? HOT]

Haha, glad you didn't get lost, man!

[thenamesnotzippy]

[he kind of cocks his head in that curious dog sort of way because he can't quite decide what to make of this FACE at first. He ultimately decides it's DIFFERENT and actually kind of nice in a DIFFERENT way.]

I have a good sense of direction, I don't usually get lost.

[He's probably distracted by the spots on Soundwave's face like he thinks it's dirt or something he isn't sure]

[popculturecon]

[It's not it's just his dumb face. He makes room for Blurr to come in, still looking a bit nervous. It isn't a disaster zone, but it definitely looks like some Academy aged bot lives in here. Lots of pieces of modded drone lying around where he'd been working on them and such, tools all over the place, screens everywhere though.

Literally, he has a screen of somewhere on his walls everywhere. Maybe he took that security thing seriously]

So like, I have extra cubes if you're empty or anything, I picked up some high grade too if you're interested. Like, the really good stuff.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[PSH it's probably as clean as wherever the hell Blurr's been staying such bachelor. He strolls his little ass on in and miiight be a little weirded out by all the screens. Damn boy paranoid much.]

I burn through fuel pretty quickly, if you can spare a cube I'd really appreciate it. High grade does sound good though.

[popculturecon]

[Look, he has a need to know what's going on everywhere at all times]

Well help yourself! I have a huge energy storage capacity, because of the ground bridges, so I gotta keep a lot around.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[CREEPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

Thanks, I really appreciate it.

[He is just gonna help himself to a CUBE. Kind of a big cube as Blurr is a little tiny dork.]

What's with all these monitors? Are you watching everyone?

[popculturecon]

Not everyone! Just like... all the different sectors at their busiest points in time. It changes following the system I set up for the flux in traffic at every point in the day. Like right now? Most of my cameras are near the city? But like I still have a few near the farms because the organics like to go there, and at the hottest point in the day, I have some set up near the energon lake.

Like it's just to make sure nothing awful happens that I don't know about.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[Blurr ACTUALLY seems impressed by this, he even gives a little nod of approval.]

You don't just sit here and watch these all day, do you?

[popculturecon]

No, that'd be silly. I watch them on the visor while I'm out.

[thenamesnotzippy]

...I can't decide of you're impressively dedicated or just ridiculous.

[popculturecon]

Caaaaaaan we go with dedicated? That doesn't sound as stupid.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[o look blurr actually makes a little chuckle.]

Sure, that sounds fair. I mean it's not like this isn't useful. It's just a bit much.