[VOICE POST AND POTENTIAL ACTION]

[scienderp]

[Today on: Skyfire's life is a constant train of horrible happenstance, we wake up in a crater.

Covered in Arctic ice.

Where is he? What happened? Where is this why is he in a crater how did he get from ice to crater why is this happening what is going on why him-

At least he isn't in ice anymore. That is a thing that happened, and so he can start to slowly, diligently work on scraping ice off of him enough to stand and start walking. Eventually. It's a slow process.

His optics are clouded over with frost and ice, but he care dimly make out the sight of... a communication drone of some sort.

Which explains the scratchy sounding voice message coming over the feed]

E-ex... excuse me. Excuse me. I fear I am in dire need of assistance. I cannot tell you where I am or what is happening, but I hope someone can trace this signal and locate me?

Comments

[thenamesnotzippy]

It's a hypothetical situation, I'm just saying you should be careful. Are you in any sort of pain?

[scienderp]

Not really.

[Yes]

Nothing significant.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Okay, well just take it easy.

[AND MORE PACING giant plaaane he wants to heeelp 8(]

[scienderp]

I am. I'm walking.

You seem somewhat agitated though, are you feeling alright?

[SKYFIRE YOU WERE FROZEN FOR TEN MILLION YEARS-]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Oh of course I feel fine I just- I feel a little- I don't like that there isn't anything I can really do.

[scienderp]

Don't worry, nothing has to be done.

[There's a loud, creaking SNAP, and ice shards rain down from his hip and knee.

If it actually hurt, the wince he makes is on par with the same face someone would make at getting a paper cut]

Movement is all I need.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[SYMPATHY WINCE shit dog that sounded like it hurt]

Fine I'll just. Wait, I guess.

[Waiting far enough away to where he won't be squished by ice yep]

[scienderp]

[Good idea. Also, might wanna get your reasonable adult hat on, because he's moving his wings and revving his engine.]

I think I can make it from here.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Waitwaitwait there's no way you're ready for flight yet!

[SLOW DOWN DUDE yea thats coming from blurr ikr]

[scienderp]

Why not?

[He doesn't take off, but that engine is not shutting off either.]

[thenamesnotzippy]

Look, just run your engine for a while, maybe that will help melt off the rest of that ice.

[scienderp]

I'm fairly sure it would be gone by now...