[VOICE POST AND POTENTIAL ACTION]

[scienderp]

[Today on: Skyfire's life is a constant train of horrible happenstance, we wake up in a crater.

Covered in Arctic ice.

Where is he? What happened? Where is this why is he in a crater how did he get from ice to crater why is this happening what is going on why him-

At least he isn't in ice anymore. That is a thing that happened, and so he can start to slowly, diligently work on scraping ice off of him enough to stand and start walking. Eventually. It's a slow process.

His optics are clouded over with frost and ice, but he care dimly make out the sight of... a communication drone of some sort.

Which explains the scratchy sounding voice message coming over the feed]

E-ex... excuse me. Excuse me. I fear I am in dire need of assistance. I cannot tell you where I am or what is happening, but I hope someone can trace this signal and locate me?

Comments

[scienderp]

I've not seen many as small as you before.

[Maybe Bee.... No... No Bee was close to the same size, he's pretty sure]

I can somewhat. My engine is helping to warm me up at the moment.

[thenamesnotzippy]

I've seen plenty as big as you before.

[aaaaaall giant decepticons so big. ANYWHO Blurr is going to start pacing around a bit and zip from one side of the crater to the other HMMM]

If I had something to tie around you I could probably build up enough momentum to help you pull yourself out but I'm wondering if it might be easier to try digging out a path to help you get up here-

[he's just going to spout ideas until something sticks don't mind him]

[scienderp]

Oh?

[Megatron wouldn't even make it all the way up for Skyfire, he big]

Or you could keep me company while I run my engine and help clear off some ice. Less stress, I believe.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[being tiny sucks bro blurr feels bad that he can't really help. He huffs a bit and plunks his little ass down at the edge of the crater. well great now his ass is cold OH WELL.]

Sorry, I really wish there was more I could do for you. Heavy lifting isn't exactly my strong point.

[scienderp]

It is quite alright. I appreciate you being here, in all honesty. Even having someone to talk to while I work is nice.

I did not catch your name...?

[thenamesnotzippy]

My name is Blurr, I don't believe I caught yours either.

[scienderp]

It is Skyfire. A pleasure to meet you, Blurr, thank you for coming so far out to help me.

Is there a city close to here?

[thenamesnotzippy]

Yeah, pretty close. Well, pretty close for me, it doesn't take me long to get anywhere. I'll have to make sure to get you a map.

[scienderp]

Well... how far away is it?

[You are looking at the fastest Autobot in the air, honestly]

[thenamesnotzippy]

[RAAAACE]

Your first stop should probably be the medbay, in which case it would be about [INSERT DISTANCE HERE!!!!!]. This place isn't huge, but if you're injured it can still be a pain to get around.

[scienderp]

[He can fly from Nevada to Peru in an hour, bruh]

I think I'm fine.

After I thaw I should be alright.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[still. RAAAAAAAAAAACE]

Do you think running your engines will be enough? Is there any way I can help you warm up?

[scienderp]

I'm sure it will be just fine, I'm feeling better already.

[thenamesnotzippy]

[one sec BRUH blurr's just gonna start pacing around a bit]

Okayifyousaysojustletmeknowifthere'sanythingIcando.

[scienderp]

Of course.

[And since Skyfire is essentially a five year old in a millions of years old robot body, he decides he has had enough with not moving.

So watch out for the avalanche of ice coming down, he's getting up]

[thenamesnotzippy]

[worry not Blurr is quick enough to avoid it, he is not bothered by this at all]

Oh wow you're even bigger up close!

[scienderp]

[Forty five feet! He lightly brushes his arms off, clenching his hands a few times to break the ice out of his joints. He's not sure enough to fly away, but he does start heading for the rim of the crater]

So I've been told. I think I'll walk for now, just until I'm sure all the ice is gone.

[thenamesnotzippy]

I could help you check for ice at least, make sure it isn't stuck in your joints.

[scienderp]

I'm sure it will snap off as I walk.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Wellyesitprobablywillbutifyoudon'tremoveitcarefullyitcoulddosomerealdamage I mean you look really sturdy but you really can't be too careful about that sort of thing, what if there aren't any replacement parts?

[scienderp]

That would be odd, my navigational systems tell me this is Cybertron, and you told me there's a city close to here, I can't imagine I wouldn't be able to find something as simple as a few joint bolts near by.

[thenamesnotzippy]

It's a hypothetical situation, I'm just saying you should be careful. Are you in any sort of pain?

[scienderp]

Not really.

[Yes]

Nothing significant.

[thenamesnotzippy]

Okay, well just take it easy.

[AND MORE PACING giant plaaane he wants to heeelp 8(]

[scienderp]

I am. I'm walking.

You seem somewhat agitated though, are you feeling alright?

[SKYFIRE YOU WERE FROZEN FOR TEN MILLION YEARS-]