[voice | private]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[locked to Soundwave]

Hey, Soundwave.

Would you happen to have a few minutes free?

[locked to Wing]

Wing, could we talk?

[later | locked to Breakdown]

Dude, I've got some stuff to talk to you about, whenever you're free for it.

Comments

[10_20_15_5_50]

Ch, I don't think you could unless you tried, and you never seemed the sort.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

Ha! Bet I could, but I'd be a fool to try.

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Have her best Mona Lisa smile.]

I may be little, but I'm mean.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[He barks a laugh.]

Woman, you’re downright evil when you want to be.

[This doesn’t bother him at all.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[see this is friendship]

Just playing to my strengths.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[He laughs] What? You’re deceptive charm?

I should name you an honorary Decepticon.

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Sam laughs in turn, tossing her hands apart.] I was thinking 'patience' but what the hell, 'deceptive charm' is good, I'll take that. Might as well. Can't talk my way out of what I've behaved my way into. [She shrugs, folding her hands.]

Oooh, resume-builder.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[He chuckles and shakes his head.]

Maybe best you don’t add that one to your resume. Dirge is a Decepticon too.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Pch, if I'm ever again needing to use a resume, it'll be in dealing with someone who's never met the guy. Pretty sure if I was dealing with someone who knew him, 'I'm the witch,' would work well.

It's the worst-kept secret, but I ain't even mad.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

[Okay, that just makes him laugh.]

Sounds like your resume is perfect as it is.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Come to think of it... [She considers a moment, then shrugs, nodding.] It actually is pretty good. Or would be, if I needed to put it out.

[a_little_red_in_the_face]

See, I almost wish you had to, just to see what you'd be applying for.

[10_20_15_5_50]

Oh, crisse, I can't even say. Maybe the library, cause that wouldn't be half-bad? Before I was here I was working in an art gallery and part-time at a tattoo parlor.