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[Why hello there folks, I hope you like staring at the backs of people's heads because THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. It takes this little red mech a few seconds to realize that there's SOMETHING hovering behind him. he does this little half turn, lets out a SUPER MANLY (no) yelp and swats the thing out of the air, ending the recording.

But that's not all, folks. The camera blips on and off a few more times, catching Knock Out in various levels of annoyance, usually in the middle of either swearing or trying to shoo the thing away. Oh god little drone why are you here.

Finally Knock Out gives up and seems to have just accepted that he's made a new "friend". He looks exasperated as all hell when the little bugger starts recording him one last time.]

Fine, since this little drone seems hell bent on stalking me and recording it, I figured I might as well try to use this to my advantage. So, where am I and how do I leave? I was kind of in the middle of something.

[Knock Out pauses and glances slightly off camera, presumable at the drone itself.]

There, happy now? I swear, if someone come out here to blow me up because of you, I'm going to be very annoyed.

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It's probably faster if I just-

[And he grabs his little drone and flips it around to show Wing where he is because man he is feeling lazy today.]

[Wing nods]

All right, I know where you are.

[And he’ll give Knock Out detailed directions to a Gateway. Have fun finding a ground bridge with Bulkhead’s name on the side of it.]

[AWESOME Knock Out looks a little less frazzled because booze is going to be a thing very soon yes]

My hero~ I'll have to thank you properly for this later.

[That's the Knock Out he knows.]

When you reach the Gateway, you'll want code two. The first building you see on the other side will be Hub. That's where you'll find the bar.

Excellent. I'm going to go get black out drunk, and when I wake up, everything will be back to normal!

[WHAT A GOOD PLAN KNOCK OUT LOOKS PROUD OF HIMSELF.]

[Sympathetic.]

If only it were that simple. This isn't a bad place to be, though. You'll find most people here quite friendly.

[scrap. wellll.]

Still, it wouldn't hurt to give it a shot.

If that's what you wish, I won't stop you, friend, but I can tell you now, you'll still wake up here...and with a hangover to make it worse.

You really know how to make getting black out drunk sound kind of miserable, you know that?

[Considering he doesn't think getting drunk is good or anyone, he doesn't regret that.]

There are other ways to cope with things.

[Headtilt.] Like something relaxing. A stop by one of the spas, maybe?

[You like to be pampered, right? Tell him he's remembering that right.

Ooohh, now you've got my interest.

[YOU SURE DID GOOD JOB WING]

See? Just need to find something more appealing.

A good massage and a buffing should help you relax, hm?

[He'll send the coordinates of the two spas...and a map to go with it.]

I really owe you for this. You're a darling.

[You haven't changed, he's glad for that. He's grinning and just kind of shaking his head.]

Go relax, Knock Out. I'll see you around.

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