[Starscream just crosses his arms and gives Thunderdoodle the weirdest look he's probably ever given anyone in his life.]

Ooookay, I think you've been watching too much television. I hear it rots human brains, and apparently the same can be said for Cybertronians. Megatron never killed me. Maybe he came close a few times, but he failed to do that almost as spectacularly as he failed as a commander. I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but come on.