[Sam has lived through many moments in which it wouldn't've been inappropriate to shout "life is so goddamn weird already, this might as well happen" and this---though she does not shout it, does not say it, only thinks it---is one of them.]
[Whatever. As "um, okay?" as it is, she'll deal and do what she does best: come out all roses.]
Action
[Whatever. As "um, okay?" as it is, she'll deal and do what she does best: come out all roses.]
How you doin', Spine?