video FIRST ON THE NETWORK WOO WOO

[primest]

--top floating around and stay still!

[bonk.

guess who's got the hang of their communicator. spoilers: it's not sentinel. but there he is, in full view. not even hiding the nice neat dent and crack on his cheek.]

Ugh! Got it. Okay... recording. Great.

[COUGH. look a little dignified.] So, uh, hi, native people of this Cybertron! [awkward grin.] I don't know if you're all weird goat men, but normal Cybertronians are metal and turn into vehicles. Hi. Again. That's us.

[anyway, racism aside:]

Is anyone else from the Unicron thing here? Alive? Cause I was with Bulkhead and Drift after that giant explosion and-- just call in if you are. That's an order!

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[hotheadwarmheart]

[Just look at how much Lea cares that you're not asking.]

Would you rather I make jokes about how your whole head is shaped like a bean? Because I could totally do that instead.

[primest]

I'd rather you contributed something intelligent. Or just. Shut up. Forever.

[hotheadwarmheart]

But you make such an easy target, how can I resist?

[Sentinel you are officially Robot Demyx. Just with more work ethic.]

Anyway, where'd you wake up? And with who? I woke up with Wing and Knockout in the middle of a forest.

[primest]

I hope that one day you'll realise literally no-one cares about most of the stuff you say.

[wow sentinel so bitter....]

Outside the city with Bulkhead and Drift. While Knock Out wouldn't be my first choice... it's good to know we have a medic.

[hotheadwarmheart]

You know you shouldn't talk to yourself like that; folks'll think you're crazy or something.

[ZING.]

Yeah. I understand there's a hospital around somewhere, but always good to know we've got a healer we already know.

[primest]

[he just

raises an optic ridge.]

[hotheadwarmheart]

You know... because nobody cares about what you say either?

[Geddit, Sentinel?]

[primest]

[just. this face]

[hotheadwarmheart]

...Ah, forget it.

[Needling you only has so much entertainment value at the moment.]

See you around, I guess.

[Connection clicks off.]