If you want to give me something cooler, I'll take it. I was just ready to go with the tree cause I really don't need much. I have a nice place to live, I don't have to worry about bills, I got the sweetest ride... my situation is pretty good.

More Canadian: that was, apparently, the only reason they had the shotgun.

You got any ideas to table? I guess we could use ropes and Bon Ron to just gradually lower our tree without it getting beat up. You can climb, I can climb, we could probably get it cut down and home without caving and calling for help.