Well . . . I'm definitely not a zombie. I'm . . . a golem . . . I think. Or a magical construct of some kind.

[Interesting. It's never had reason - or opportunity, really - to think about itself and its own nature before, let alone try to define itself.]

But if you think I'm something that should have a name, then I suppose I can't really argue. How do people get names? Someone else names them, right? When they're born.