[voice | private to Knock Out]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Dude. Are you busy? You can't be busy. Not right now, cause you are gonna love this.

Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Box sets. And it gets better---I think they're all here. All of them.

Where are you?

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[10_20_15_5_50]

Or little ladders, cause yeah, you won't be rid of me any time soon. Ladders at least'd be a little more out of the way? And appreciated, not gonna lie. Not that I mind having hands up or down, but I don't want to be bothersome.

[That pointed look earns a Look for Hiro, and one slow shake of Sam's head.]

Jetpacks sound like the fastest way for me to break the good leg I've got, and the fastest way for you to get gimped worse than I am.

[automobileenthusiast]

Building jetpacks your size would be a pain. Otherwise, I might consider it.

[look it's not KO's problem if you guys break all your legs okay]

Dear, you are never bothersome.

[diagnosispuberty]

I could make them. I'd make them for all the normal-sized people.

[Implication of course being that KO is not normal-sized. Also Hiro's gonna snort like the little jerk he is, because Sam bothers him all the time. Usually by messing up his hair or making him eat carrots.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Thank you. In that case, could I have a hand up? I like your place, but I like it a bit better when I'm at such a height to see stuff.

[Unlike Hiro, Sam can be trusted to stay put on a palm or shoulder instead of climbing all over someone... Unless the someone is Breakdown. Hiro's remark pulls her attention back down to ground level, and prompts a little sigh.]

Any safety measures in mind?

[automobileenthusiast]

[Knock Out leans down to give Sam a hand up, but he's a liiiiittle more interested in what Hiro's talking about at the moment.]

Can you build something like that?

[diagnosispuberty]

[Hiro crosses his arms, looking thoughtful.] ...killswitches, helmets, probably some sort of sensor to make sure large obstacles are avoided. Crazy stabilizers, of course.

[Then, with a grin up at KO:] The question is, could I build something like that again?

...cause. Cause I already did. Once. You see?

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Having climbed onto Knock Out's hand to seat herself, Sam swears to herself, considers, and decides to lay down some law.]

Whatever comes of this conversation, you are not to fly into the apartment.

[automobileenthusiast]

At the risk of being completely irresponsible, I might just be able to scrape some equipment together for you.

[because ngl he'd be impressed if Hiro turned out something awesome but he'd be equally amused if it blew up too]

[diagnosispuberty]

[Well, KO just went from annoying to the greatest ever. Have Hiro gazing up all sparkly-eyed at you.]

Are you serious? [Might want to expand those rules a bit, Sam.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

[Sam frowns, considering... then looks down, sees her housemate's face, and offers,] Well, fuck. [So resigned it's nearly neutral, and almost amused.]

I'm not hardened enough to break hearts by stopping this before it's beyond stopping... If it isn't already.

[automobileenthusiast]

I'll have safety measures in place, of course, but I'm not going to stifle the kid's creativity. Unless he sets something on fire.

[And Hiro gets a little wink. Oh he is dead serious.]

[diagnosispuberty]

[And then KO and Sam are both treated to Hiro's victory dance, which is just as embarrassing and silly as you might imagine.]

[10_20_15_5_50]

Sets something on fire again, you mean. I should tell you about our appliances. Had to fight the blender.